how did i become a yuppie?

I've always been anti yuppie, but sadly I think I need to change my stance on yuppie hood.

You see, today, I have realized I am a yuppie. How this happened I have no idea. But it has.

Tight V-neck T-shirt - Check
Extremely tight skinny jeans - Check
Cell phone in pocket- Check
Cell Phone in pocket on contract - Check
Thinks a smartphone would be useful - Check
iMac at work - Check
MacBook at home - Check
Start getting nervous when I haven't checked my email/facebook/txt's for more than 7 minutes - Check


So there you have it.

Ben, the yuppie.